In a time of chimpanzees, I was a penguin.
The religious right is motivated by the suspicion that someone, somewhere,
is having fun -- and that this must be stopped.
Even the 12 year old girl ones. A 12-year old girl in New York City, Grace Bergere, survived a 180 foot fall down a chimney and escaped with only a broken hip. When not taking swan dives down chimneys, she is the drummer in a band called "Fluffy Skulls". Clearly, she landed on her head, a drummer's densest part. Ba da boom! (Yeah, you know how us guitar players love ribbing drummers about their thick skulls, heh!).
-- Badtux the Well-wishing Penguin
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Thank Dagon she lived. Now if we could instill some smarts!
ReplyDeleteMold
heard this one from a drummer:
ReplyDeletehow do you get a guitar player off of your porch?
pay for the pizza.
(badumpbum)
Mold -- drummers don't tend to be very intellectual people, as you'd expect from people who spend a lot of time beating things with sticks. Thus drummer jokes :-).
ReplyDeleteMB - I actually worked as a pizza delivery dude during my college days, but it still took me about 30 seconds to get your drummer's joke. So I guess in this case, the guitar player is the one with the dense head, heh.
- Badtux the Guitar Penguin
i thought she was mary poppins
ReplyDeleteHow can you tell the drum riser is level?
ReplyDeleteThe drummer drools equally from both sides of the mouth.
Ba-dum ba-dum.