Came across a t-shirt at Target (pronounced "tar-zhey", for you South Louisiana Cajuns out there :-) that had at first glance a Lynyrd Skynyrd song title ("Sweet Home Alabama"). Except it wasn't.
Now I can't get that demented thing out of my mind. I keep making up new lyrics for the stupid song...
Sweet Gnome Alabama [doo doo dee doo wah]
Where the garden's green [dee dee dee doh doh doo doo]
Sweet Gnome Alabama [doo doo dee doo wah wah wah]
My garden's coming' home for you [wee wee wee wah wah wah]
Someone help me, I'm going insane, GAAHHH!
- Badtux the Musical Penguin