Tuesday, August 26, 2008

The Mighty Fang's political blog

Me: Who do you support for President?
TMF: FUD?
Me: John McCain?
TMF: WAWA!
Me: You're crying about the possibility of John McCain being President?
TMF: FUD!
Me: You want to eat John McCain?
TMF: Sweepy time, lap?
Me: John McCain puts you to sleep?
TMF: Look, you moron, I'm a cat. All I care about is food, water, and sleepy time, preferably on your lap. So quit chattering like a monkey and start serving me properly, slave!

Methinks this "political cat blogging" thing doesn't work out too well around this household...

-- Badtux the Cat-owned Penguin

3 comments:

  1. Drat.
    I had assumed (incorrectly) that TMF would have some genius to shed on platforms or candidates. I'll have to find another source of wisdom.

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  2. My cats, alas, are not the brightest of bulbs. Oh well, they make up for that by being warm, soft, and cuddly, and the source of many purrs...

    -- Badtux the Cat-owned Penguin

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  3. If you talk politics around here , you get two large paws in your lap and a head almost as large as mine with a big tounge trying to lick your face off . The critters really don't like it when I get that pissed off .
    On the other hand at your place > I can't understand why the mention of McSame didn't poduce at least a hairball ?
    w3ski
    drowning in canine love

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