Me: Do you want to do a political post?
Mencken: Bah humbug.
Me: Oh come on. What do you think about Obama?
Mencken: He sucks.
Me: Why do you say that?
Mencken: Everything sucks. You suck. Obama sucks. McCain sucks. The world sucks. Go away.
Me: Oh come on now, surely something doesn't suck?
Mencken: Pet me. That doesn't suck.
Me: So you aren't going to enlighten us about politics? C'mon, give us your wisdom!
Mencken: [hack cough cough cough PUKE!][giant hairball now adorning my quilt] You want wisdom? There's your wisdom. Now sod off, you silly monkey, I'm trying to sleep here.
Sigh. How I envy Pissed Off Patricia and her wise kitty, Fred the Cat, who always has something to say about current events...
-- Badtux the Cat-owned Penguin