Showing posts with label military. Show all posts
Showing posts with label military. Show all posts

Sunday, March 04, 2012

Marines are pussies? Who coulda known!

So World Nut Daily sez the U.S. Marines need to be "more of a fighting force and less of a social experiment" 'cuz of a photo of two male Marines hugging and kissing at a base in Hawaii? WTF? Has Crazy Joe lost his fucking mind? The Marines have been kicking ass left and right in Trashcanistan and the World's Biggest Catbox for the past eleven years, they been fucking enemy's shit up like no other fighting force in history has fucked enemy's shit up, has he been on fucking Quaaludes all that time and sorta, like, forgot about that? Oh wait, that's right, we don't call him Crazy Joe Farah for nuttin'.

Way to go supportin' our troops, right-wing asshole. My suggestion to you: Do *not* go to a bar outsida Camp Lejeune and proclaim that Marines are pussies just 'cuz a coupla Marines groped each other. Your ass goin' to da *HOSPITAL* you try that shit in the presence of Marines that ain't got their commandin' officers around to order'em not to. Just sayin'.

-- Badtux the Known-a-few-Marines(*) Penguin
(*)Male, Female, gay, straight, don't matter, they were all kick-ass.

Friday, January 13, 2012

War crimes

The four Marines urinating on corpses have been identified and now Hillary Clinton is calling for War Crime charges.

So let's get this straight: Pissing on dead people -- who don't give a shit whether you're pissing on them or not 'cause they're, like, dead -- is a war crime. But making hundreds of thousands of people dead in the first place by sending U.S. troops into some place they have no business being based on lies? Why, NOT a war crime. So Darth Cheney and his puppet minion GWB aren't war criminals, 'cause the buck stops... well, down there with the grunts, yo!

I can't condone this sort of conduct, but I can understand why it's happening -- and that it doesn't make a damn bit of difference to the outcome. We've already lost in Afghanistan. Everybody understands that except the politicians who sent the troops into Afghanistan. Crap, we lost the moment we sent more than a few platoons of Special Forces into Afghanistan, that's a landscape that has chewed up pretty much every invader that's ever dared it. This is the sort of shit that happens when a defeated military is bitterly nursing its wounds after being put into a no-win situation. It's a pisser that something like this happens (literally in this case) and the troops involved should be disciplined (too bad we contracted out the mess halls, these are some grunts who need to peel a *lot* of potatoes), but WAR CRIME? Oh puh-leeze, the real war crime is sending our troops into a no-win situation in a first place. Duh.

-- Badtux the Reality-based Penguin

Tuesday, January 10, 2012

Collective punishment

100 soldiers under house arrest since January 4 at Joint Base Lewis-McChord in Washington State. Virtually all of them are innocent of any misdeed, but military investigators are trying to pressure them to "narc" on whoever stole around $600K in military gear. My suggestion to investigators: You'd have more luck looking for the gear on eBay rather than imposing collective punishment in contravention of the UCMJ.

UPDATE: The more I read on this thing, the more it stinks. The stuff was stolen from an unlocked room *outside* the locked alarmed area where it was supposed to be stored? Who gave the order to move the stuff there? It wasn't a grunt, that much is for sure! And the equipment stolen wasn't stuff that could be hawked on eBay, it is stuff that can only be hawked by someone with connections -- someone likely *not* a grunt. This is sounding more and more like the USS Iowa turret explosion incident where the officers involved covered up their own malfeasance by blaming it all on the (conveniently dead in the Iowa case) grunts.

UPDATE#2: According to Public Affairs, as of 5:45PM today the lockdown is now lifted. Hmm...

-- Badtux the WTF Penguin

Friday, November 04, 2011

Another vet almost killed by Oakland PD

This time they got a Ranger, Kayvan Sabeghi.

Now, the spin the officials are going to put on it is "he was violent and resisting arrest and thus had to be subdued by force." At which point I ask: Where are the bodies?

Uhm, bodies, you ask? Yes, bodies. If a U.S. Army Ranger is violent, people die. That's sorta the whole point of being a U.S. Army Ranger. And lest you say, "but he was unarmed and the policemen were armed!", dude. That doesn't matter. Not at all. If you're close enough to a Ranger to put your billy club on him, if he wants you dead, you are *DEAD*. Period.

Those cops are damned lucky that Sabeghi was *not* violent, or there would be a *lot* of funerals today. One of them undoubtedly Sabeghi's, but probably five or six cops woulda ended up dead too before they got him down. So keep that in mind as the officials spin and spin and spin. Rangers are hardcases. If a Ranger decides on a course of violence, there *will* be bodies. There are no bodies here. Draw your own conclusion.

-- Badtux the Military Penguin

Update: Aside from being a former U.S. Army Ranger, Kayvan is a small businessman who co-owns a popular brew pub and was walking towards his home when he was accosted by the police. So we ain't exactly talkin' about no dirty fuckin' hippy here, we're talkin' about the Oakland PD did the beat-down not only on a war hero, but on a genu-wine JOB CREATOR. Yay Oakland. If you was tryin' to solidify your claim as the hellhole of California, u're doin' it rite.

Monday, October 24, 2011

Air Farce spends $150M apiece on paperweights

F-22 fighters still suffocating their pilots. As a result, most of the F-22 fleet is grounded *again* and pilot training has ceased. But never fear, the Pentagon assures us that the fleet could fly at a moment's notice if needed. Of course, that isn't happening, because there's a term to describe untrained pilots in $150M jets in combat situations: Skeet. And believe it or not, the Pentagon is *not* going to send out $150M jets to get shot down like overgrown clay pigeons, yo.

Meaning: If we have an enemy that requires the F-22 to counter it, my advice to pilots is to stock up on slingshots and rocks. That's pretty much all that's gonna be flyin', yo.

-- Badtux the Snarky Penguin

Friday, September 23, 2011

Supporting our troops

Where does the GOP get these debate audiences? Oh wait, scratch that, they get them from the same place they get their debate candidates:

Not a single candidate thanked a soldier in Iraq for his service.

Even the right-wing National Review is somewhat baffled by that. Okay, so yes, Stephen Hill is gay (and one big buff bohunka of a gay, if I say so myself, if I was gay I could see myself going totally yummy over him), and was asking a question about the recently-repealed Don't Ask Don't Tell which allowed him to come out of the closet, but he's also a soldier serving in Iraq. And Republicans support our troops, right?

-- Badtux the Not-so-buff Penguin

Tuesday, August 16, 2011

Supporting our troops

Pentagon budget-cutters looking at ending military retirement. You'll walk away from your military service with the same worthless shrinking 401(k) to be stolen by Wall Street as the rest of us have. Which means people will put in their 20 years... why?

As with all attempts to take pensions away from public employees, the end result is going to be no (zero) cost savings. College-educated public employees currently accept wages approximately 20% lower than they could make in the private sector with their education and experience because of the expectation that they'll get a pension at the end of their service. Military "lifers" stay in the military, accepting far less money than they could make in the private sector, because they expect that pension at the end of their service. Take away that pension, and you'll have to pay them far more to stay, or else risk losing critical expertise, because the "lifers" are the institutional memory of the military, the propagators of a military culture that has proven to be extremely effective at killing lots of America's enemies with relatively little loss of American life. Destroy that military culture, and you destroy the military -- you end up with the sort of barely organized rabble that is a typical non-American military (otherwise known as TARGET PRACTICE if they dare take on the U.S. military).

In short, this is a bad idea on top of a bad idea, and just another example of how our Republicans in office (including Republican Obama) mouth platitudes about supporting our troops, but when the rubber hits the road.... uhm... not so much. But hey, yet more taxpayer money needs to be funneled to defense contractors for yet more jets that don't fly and other such nonsense... ignoring the fact that what makes our military so effective is its people, the advanced weapons are just the icing on the cake. But hey, we have CEO presidents now, who like the CEO's who destroyed American industry believe people are fungible... SIIIIIiigh!

- Badtux the Military Penguin

Friday, July 01, 2011

Yet more mission creep

U.S. Marine Corps wants world's finest rock crawling area so they can train for a mission that's never been in their organizational goals.

The Corps wants a training area for large-scale, live-fire exercises where three battalions could simultaneously practice assaulting a fixed location. Gen. James Amos, the commandant, considers the expansion "absolutely essential to providing the requisite training area for preparing Marines to meet the challenges of the future security environment."

At which point, I say, "whaaaaaa?!". The future security environment is small scale wars where small teams of soldiers fight guerillas, not large-scale unit maneuvers where multiple battalions maneuver armored units through desert terrain. As usual, the Marines are fighting the last war, no, not even the last war, the war BEFORE the last war. There are no -- zero -- enemies that the United States is going to fight over the next twenty years that have any tanks or any weapons bigger than a Soviet-era RPG. There are no (zero) enemies we're going to fight over the next twenty years that require three battalions of Marines to assault a fixed position. The EU, Russia, and China are the only three nations with significant military forces, and they have no (zero) interest in attacking America -- why should they, when we're doing such a good job of doing that to ourselves?

The last time the U.S.M.C. fought a large-scale tank engagement was... err.... NEVER. Not. Ever. Not ever in the history of this nation. Not during WW1, not during WW2, not during the Korean War, not during Vietnam, not during Gulf War 1, not during Gulf War 2, not during any action the USMC has ever been involved in. That's why we have a U.S. Army, to handle that sort of thing. The closest the USMC has ever gotten to a tank battle is during Gulf War I, when they were still armed with the M60 tank, when they were sent into Kuwait to hand-hold the Saudi military units (the fear was that the Saudis would turn tail and run if not bucked up with real soldiers) while the U.S. Army was holding a tank battle (more like turkey shoot) at the Kuwait-Iraqi border a hundred miles away. No USMC tank has ever fired a round of AP in anger. Plenty of HE in support of small unit battle groups, but the sort of mass maneuvering of armor that would need Johnson Valley has never been done in USMC history, and there's no reason to start now. Not that this is going to stop USMC generals who are lusting for mission creep...

That said, soldiers are trained to be paranoid, and I suppose that with news that the Mexican drug cartels are now building tanks (actually, more armored trucks with machine guns), we might need to invade Mexico with large armored columns and, err... what? Remember that we've invaded Mexico multiple times over the past 200 years (the last being Black Jack Pershing's invasion in 1914) and never stayed for long because the place is a total armpit.

Or maybe the Marines are prepping for the invasion of Canada so we can put an end to the threat of poutine, universal healthcare, and William Shatner. Except if that's the case, Johnson Valley's the wrong place to do it. I suggest Nome, Alaska.

-- Badtux the Snarky Penguin

Thursday, November 18, 2010

Yet another chickenhawk hates our troops...

Twenty-two Naval hospital corpsmen have received the Medal of Honor for conspicuous bravery in saving the lives of soldiers under fire. I don't know if any of you have ever had anybody fire a gun at you, but your first instinct (especially if unarmed) is to run like hell and hide for the next hundred years -- *not* run towards the shooter in order to save someone's life. The kind of person who would run -- unarmed -- into the path of enemy fire in order to save the lives of their fellow soldiers is someone who is well deserving of the Medal of Honor, and the twenty-two Naval hospital corpsmen who have so earned it over the past 100 years did so fair and square.

Well, unless you're a right-wing religious fucktard by the name of Bryan Fischer, "Director of Issues Analysis" for the conservative "Christian" group the American Family Association, who complains that awarding the medal to someone for "merely" saving lives somehow "feminizes" the medal and diminishes it. This right-wing chickenhawk has never served in the military, has never had a shot fired his direction in anger, has no idea of the bravery it takes to run *towards* bullets rather than *away* from them, but apparently he feels that spitting on the faces of the families of those twenty-two medical corpsmen who received the Medal of Honor is all fine and dandy because it allows him to attack his darky President for granting the Medal of Honor to *another* of those darkies for, err... saving the lives of American soldiers while killing at least one of the Taliban fighters he faced.

So I have a medal for Bryan Fischer here, a medal he has truly earned and deserved. And here it is:

Yes inded, Mr. Bryan Fischer, you have earned the Chickenhawk Medal of Honor. Your conspicuous bravery in criticizing the courage of our proud Naval Corpsman recipients of the Presidential Medal of Honor, accompanied by your conspicuous bravery in having "other priorities" whenever the possibility of serving in the military yourself arose, has well earned you this prestigious award. Congratulations, dear sir! I'm certain this medal shall find a prized spot on your fireplace mantlepiece :).

-- Badtux the Snarky Penguin

Tuesday, July 20, 2010

He's a Marine

“You go into Afghanistan, you got guys who slap around women for five years because they didn’t wear a veil,” General Mattis said during a forum in San Diego in 2005. “You know guys like that ain’t got no manhood left anyway, so it’s a hell of a lot of fun to shoot them.” For those comments, he received an official rebuke.

Y'know, if that's all they got against General James N. Mattis, USMC, I gotta say he ain't gonna have no trouble at all getting confirmed to his new position. 'Cause it's a soldier's job to kill people, and if they're going to kill people, it's a lot easier if they're killing people who, well, really need killin'... like abusers of women. Just sayin'.

-- Badtux the Military Penguin

Monday, March 08, 2010

Quote of the day

“Remember this distinction: The Donner Party was on track. They were not on schedule." -- Wired Danger Room, talking about the long-delayed F-35 fighter jet.

-- Badtux the Amused Penguin

Saturday, November 14, 2009

Random thought for the day

There are two kinds of ships in the U.S. Navy: Submarines, and targets.

-- Badtux the Random Penguin

Tuesday, November 10, 2009

The Birthday Ball

Read.

That is all.

-- Badtux the Brief Penguin

Sunday, August 30, 2009

Sunday Evening Music

Jason Isbell, Dress Blues. Sombre. Why are we still in Iraq?

-- Badtux the Grim Penguin

Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Marines really *do* have brass balls

Bored Marines doing typical Marine duty (i.e., lots of sitting and standing around being bored). Watch as one Marine, bored out of his skull, moves a metal detector wand over his body just to wand himself. Listen to the beeps as it encounters metal stuff like buttons and grenades. Listen to the beeps when it reaches his crotch area. Heh.

This is what it means to be a Marine 90%+ of the time, not the romantic shit on the television commercials. Methinks if Gordon of Alternate Brain fame came around, he'd be amused.

-- Badtux the Easily Amused Penguin

Sunday, December 07, 2008

December 7, 1941

Japanese aircraft attacked military targets in Hawaii in a surprise attack, sinking a number of battleships and disabling the airfields used for air defense purposes, not that there were sufficient front-line fighter aircraft around Oahu to put up much of a fight. Within four years, over forty aircraft carriers had been built, 16 million Americans put into arms, over 200,000 aircraft and 120,000 tanks built, the atomic bomb developed and used, and every major city of Japan was rubble, some of it glowing radioactively, and Japan and Germany (which had declared war shortly after Japan's attack) were both ruins and occupied by U.S. sodiers (Japan) and U.S., British, and Soviet soldiers (Germany).

On September 11, 2001, the United States was attacked by Osama bin Laden. Seven years and two failed wars later, Osama is still alive, and the U.S. military is in tatters, with barely enough combat-ready equipment for 150,000 soldiers. This is the legacy that George W. Bush leaves us. I think a lot of people could have forgiven him for invading Iraq and Afghanistan if he'd actually won -- if the countries had been occupied by millions of American soldiers, and rebuilt from scratch as modern democracies. But that would have required sacrifice on the part of Americans, and Georgie thought that Americans were too spoiled and soft to be willing to pay the price for victory, misunderestimating his own weakness for a weakness in America. And perhaps that's for the good, because if he had indeed gone into the empire-building business big-time, the end of the American Republic would have been just around the corner. Instead he tried empire-building on the cheap, it didn't work, and as a result the Republic still has a few years left.

Still, it makes you wonder about the difference between America in 1941, and America in 2001. They might occupy the same geographic territory, but clearly these are different countries with little but geography in common. I'm not sure yet whether this is a good thing or a bad thing for the world. I guess we're cursed to live in interesting times, eh?

-- Badtux the History Penguin

Tuesday, November 11, 2008

Help save our troops from bad coffee

The official state coffee of Louisiana, Community Coffee, has a "buy 4, get 4 free" offer for shipments to APO/FPO addresses.

Just say no to that nasty battery acid sh*t sold in cans... send some real coffee to your favorite troop today!

-- Badtux the Coffee Snob Penguin

Wednesday, July 23, 2008

Interesting technical information about the B-52

Traditionally, large aircraft use ailerons to bank. Early models of the B-52 had a combination of spoilers and ailerons as well as a tall tail to help maintain directional stability. Ailerons are capable of providing lift on the "down" wing in order to help an aircraft get out of a bank. Spoilers are used to decrease lift on the "down" wing in order to help an aircraft enter into a bank, or are used to decrease lift on the "up" wing in order to help an aircraft exit from a bank.

The B-52G (no longer in service) and B-52H (the only ones in service) were designed without ailerons. They were redesigned for low-level penetration with the ailerons removed to make room for more fuel and with a shorter tail to reduce weight at the back so more bombs could be carried there. All attitude control is done via spoilers, which cause a reduction of lift upon a wing -- i.e., cause the wing to drop. The problem is that this made the aircraft much harder to fly. You cannot, for example, bank a B-52H at greater than 45 degrees. The bank will swiftly hit 90 degrees and the plane will crash since there are no ailerons to increase lift on the "down" wing and increasing drag on the "up" wing will not cause it to drop, since the drag will be applied both in the horizontal and vertical directions. The result is Czar-52 -- the lower wing continues to drop due to being in the wind shadow of the fuselage, and then the jet falls on its side at a 90 degree angle until the lower wing smashes into the ground.

The only way to get out of this is to a) have some altitude, and b) use your tail to get your nose pointing down at the ground so you can get air flowing over your wings fore-aft again and fly out of the stall. Pilots of large airliners are trained when they are doing their stall training to use the rudder (without ailerons or spoilers) to "kick" the plane over so that the nose is going down in the right direction and air is flowing over the wings again, at which point you can hopefully bring the plane out of the stall before it goes nose-first into the ground. But one thing is true about this: you need altitude. If you are below 1,000 feet and you stall, *you die*.

In the case of the Guam crash, we know that a) the bomber was below 1,000 feet, and b) the bomber was "flying strangely" with one wing dipped. Engine failure is unlikely to cause a B-52 to crash... *unless* the engine failure happens while the bomber is going around at an angle where an increase in speed from the engines is needed to prevent stalling. If multiple engine failure occurs at the exact wrong point in time the B-52 will act like Czar-52 -- it will continue sliding over to the side in a stall and smash into the water quickly. The pilot would likely try kicking the rudder over to put the nose down to get more airspeed but remember that the B-52H is missing half its tail because they chopped half of it off to reduce weight for more munitions! This makes stall recovery a bitch in the B-52H even if you do have altitude. And yes, multiple engine failure has occurred before, most recently making the papers on August 8, 1995 when a Barksdale AFB B52-H *lost an entire engine pod*. Yeppers. Lost. As in, gone. No longer there. Fell right off through the roof of a church (luckily unoccupied at the time).

In short, given the information available, it seems the most likely explanation for the crash of the B52-H at Guam was a) the pilot was making a banked turn at low altitude practicing for his flyover, and b) at the *exact wrong time*, he lost an entire engine pod, causing the bomber to go into a fatal stall. Due to the design of the B-52H, with no ailerons and a too-small rudder, it is easy to stall at that altitude and impossible to recover from a stall at that altitude.

And that's my take for today. Maybe someday we'll "really" know. But I suspect this is the best that we'll ever know.

-- Badtux the Flightless Penguin

Saturday, July 12, 2008

He will not be listed

Army Spc. Joseph Patrick Dwyer dies of wounds from Iraq, five years after his service there.

There is an "official" list of those soldiers who have died as a result of the Iraq war. Then there are the thousands like Army Spc. Joseph Patric Dwyer who shall never be acknowledged as casualties of Dear Leader's war to make Iraq safe for... what? A democratically-elected President who spent Saddam Hussein's regime as a guest of the Iranians? Oil concessions for Big Oil? For what? I don't know, and nobody has ever been able to give me any reason that made sense. Is profit for Vice President Halliburton's company it? Is that all? I don't know. All I know is that too many have died, and so many of them, especially those whose injury was mental rather than physical, will never be listed on whatever monument of ignominy is ever set up for the veterans of the Iraq war.

-- Badtux the Memorial Penguin

Tuesday, July 01, 2008

Counterinsurgency is un-American

That is the basic conclusion of a number of recent postings by Ranger over at Ranger Against War: that counterinsurgency as practiced by the U.S. Army and Marines is un-American, because it is the imposition by force of a government upon another people.

Then comes the rebuttal, "if the choice is between a failed state and a counter-insurgency, don't we have to do counter-insurgency?" But that ignores the fact that every failed state we've encountered thus far has originated because we went in and kicked over the ant hill that was the previous government. In other words, we are talking about whether an egg should be poached or fried, when the question is, should we be eating an egg at all? President George H.W. Bush had the correct posture on this question: "Don't eat the egg." I.e., don't kick over the state. He destroyed Iraq's ability to project power beyond its borders and neutralized Iraq's threat to its neighbors, but did not topple Saddam Hussein, because he realized that it simply was not necessary. Saddam minus his nuclear weapons program and military machine posed no threat to anybody, and could be allowed to fester until the day he died or was deposed by someone else within Iraq.

But even if we do for some reason need to kick over a state, the second notion is that a failed state poses some existential threat to the United States of America. It does not. Bad actors located in a failed state are capable of occasional acts of terrorism of the nature of Sept. 11, 2001, but those acts are incapable of toppling or even gravely harming the United States. More Americans die in auto accidents each month than have been killed by acts of terrorism against the American people during the whole existence of the United States of America. So even if we did kick over the ant hill because we had no choice but to do so, there is no need to send U.S. military forces in as an occupation force afterwards.

The fact of the matter is that there is only one threat to the modern organized state, and that is military forces projected against it by other modern organized states. Imperial Japan in 1941 had such military forces. Nazi Germany in 1939 had such military forces. A failed state such as Afghanistan does not. That is the basis of my biggest disagreement with John Robb, who has asserted that "5th generational warfare" originating from failed states presents an existential threat to modern nation-states. Robb points to the successes of Hizballah in Lebanon, the Taliban in Afghanistan, and the Iraqi resistance movements in defeating the armed forces of invading outsiders. What he fails to point out is that these organizations are successful because they are defending. They control the ground and can carefully prepare it. They control the time at which they will confront the opposing force. They blend in with the populace at times they are not confronting the opposing force, because they are the populace. Hizballah can succeed against the IDF in Lebanon because the IDF is operating upon their territory. But Hizballah has been singularly unsuccessful at any attempts to invade Israel, because Hizballah fighters stand out from the general Israeli population and are swiftly located, fixed, and destroyed by superior conventional military forces.

And as it is with Israel, so it is with the United States. The notion that the Iraqis are going to "follow us home" if we withdraw from Iraq is ludicrous. First, there is the question of how they would get here. There is a big pond between us and them. Doh! Secondly, even if they did manage to get here, they would be isolated, easily identified, and easily destroyed by U.S. police forces, which have weapons and tactics to deal with anything other than an all-out army group, and if there is an all-out army group involved then the National Guard is capable of taking that out.

In short, the U.S. needs only a small Rumsfeldian conventional military in order to take out any current or future existential threat to the United States. Counter-insurgency operations are counter-productive, not something that the U.S. is good at, and to be done successfully would require a level of forces that the U.S. is not capable of sustaining for long periods of time. The Rumsfeld "thunder run" military was quite effective in two wars with Iraq at the task of destroying existential threats to the United States or neighboring states of Iraq. Via air power and superior mobility, our military demonstrated that it could immobilize and defeat in detail any military threat posed by any existing state no matter what state we are talking about. In the meantime, failed states and terrorism pose no existential threat to the United States, and while they need to be dealt with in as assertive a manner as possible, occupation of and counter-insurgencies within these nation-states a) doesn't work, and b) is simply and bluntly un-American.

-- Badtux the Geopolitical Penguin