Thursday, July 31, 2008

Thanks for messing up my morning commute, asshole

Asshole commits suicide by jumping in front of a train.

This happened yesterday morning, right next to a road that I need to take to get to work. Needless to say by the time I came along at 9:35 the road was blocked tighter than a Republican senators, err, you know.

If you're depressed and shit, go to the fuckin' doctor already. Don't mess up everybody else's day by jumping in front of a train right next to a busy freeway. And if you do decide you're going to jump in front of a train, at least have the common decency to drive out to the Alviso Marina and walk out a half mile or so into the Bay before jumping onto the tracks. Sheesh. Common courtesy. It just ain't so common anymore, hmm?

-- Badtux the Inconsiderate Penguin

3 comments:

  1. You wanted to get to work? I have no such work ethic.

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  2. There is a leading theory behind suicides that they are an act of supreme narcissism. So, the dude probably didn't give a shit about you, or anyone else.

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  3. Hilarious. You're an asshole in the Dennis Leary sense of the word. Love it! Found your blog from Sack of Monkeys in my Pocket. What a riot! You write stuff that I'm afraid to.

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