Wednesday, December 02, 2009

Future band name

The Lucky Sperm Club

Paris Hilton is the founding member, on lead guitar and vocals.
George W. Bush on bass because he basically knows three notes ("cut taxes", "go to war", and "spend, spend, spend!") and that's all a bass player has to know ;).
Who shall be on drums?

That is all.

-- Badtux the Snarky Penguin


  1. Well George W. Bush is older than P. Hilton, and he was the luckiest spermspawn in MY lifetime, so I reckon HE should be the founder.

  2. GWB doesn't have enough notes in his repertoire, and his lyrics suck. Still, you're right, he'd make an awesome bass player, bass players don't need to know so many notes ;). Updated.

    - Badtux the Amused Penguin

  3. For drums, I nominate Mitt Romney, he beats the flat tax drum till the hide wears out.

    He also looks like he's made out of fucking polyurethane, but that's a different story.

    JzB (BTW, that band doesn't have a) trombonist


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