In a time of chimpanzees, I was a penguin.
The religious right is motivated by the suspicion that someone, somewhere,
is having fun -- and that this must be stopped.
The proud warriors fighting to defend The American Way against the War on Christmas are in full swing today, chirping about how evil saying "Happy Holidays" is. So here's a bit of brilliance from David Willis for you:
One guess as to what the sacred totem of fertility is, and who the Middle Eastern god is ;).
-- Badtux the Snark-Appreciatin' Penguin
Breaking news: Chinese mice join the War on Christmas!
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I've been trying to destroy Christmas for years, but it's finally time to admit I've lost. Jeebus is too powerful for me. Curses! Foiled again!
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