Showing posts with label The Big Dick. Show all posts
Showing posts with label The Big Dick. Show all posts

Wednesday, May 20, 2009

Jesse Ventura schools Sean Hannity

Jesse was a lousy politician, he is dispositionally incapable of the give-and-take and compromises needed to be an effective politician. But he needs to get his own television show, dammit, he's fun, entertaining, and you can't intimidate him. This is one of the few times that I've seen Sean Hannity fail at his attempts to bully his guests.

-- Badtux the Entertained Penguin

Monday, August 20, 2007

Cool Bible stickers

Now, I won't urge you to go to your local book store and put these stickers on all the Bibles there. For one thing, if you like buying books as much as I do, that might crimp your future book-buying, what with being kicked out and banned from the bookstore and all. But wouldn't it be cool?!

PS: See his public art suggestion too. Just not immediately after you eat, please!

-- Badtux the Truth-in-advertising Penguin

Monday, August 13, 2007

A model for the Bush Administration

In China, a failed chief executive doesn't desperately cling to power with feeble excuses and desperate attempts to blame others for their problems. I hereby call on every senior official of the Bush Administration, especially George W. Bush and Dick Cheney, to follow the example of Zhang Shuhong, a man who truly put his neck on the line for justice.

C'mon, Busheviks. Save us the trouble before rope goes up in price after the war crimes trials. Sheesh!

-- Badtux the Snarky Penguin

Saturday, April 14, 2007

The Big Dick

Yesterday Dick Cheney emerged from his undisclosed location, like a troll emerging from under a bridge, and said...

Oh who the fuck cares what Dick Cheney said? I mean, c'mon. The man has been wrong about everything, I mean everything, for these past five years. Weapons of mass destruction in Iraq? Wrong. Saddam aiding al Qaeda? Wrong. No extended occupation in Iraq? Wrong. That rustling over there is a dove? Wrong.

I mean, c'mon. Has there been anything -- I mean, anything -- that the man has been right about during these past five years? I mean, we're talking about a man who can't tell the difference between a lawyer and a dove (oops)! So when he pops up out of his undisclosed location like some evil mole man and belches out some silliness, does anybody really give a fuck anymore?

-- Badtux the Don't-give-a-fuck Penguin