Showing posts with label 1984. Show all posts
Showing posts with label 1984. Show all posts

Thursday, August 28, 2008

Historical revision

Did you know that Hitler was a socialist? Really! And Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. was a Republican when he was assassinated. And Stalin was a fascist, not a Communist. Except Communists are the same thing as fascists, even though Hitler killed every Communist he could find. And Russia attacked Georgia rather than Georgia invading South Ossetia. And war is peace. Freedom is tyranny. Obama is a Socialist. GAH!

Y'know, I would have more respect for these people if they were not so obviously using George Orwell's novel 1984 as their template. In 1984, the English language is being re-written into NewSpeak. Words that once had meaning now mean the exact opposite of what they once meant, or have changed in meaning to be exactly what Big Brother wants them to be. There are entire areas of thought that are no longer capable of being discussed because the words to use to discuss them no longer have the meaning they once have.

Now me, I read 1984 and I see a precautionary tale. But when it comes to the tighty righties and their assault upon the English language, it's clear that the tighty righties don't see 1984 as a precautionary tale. They see it as an instruction manual. And the end product of that instruction manual? Why, we all know that one. If you want a picture of their perfect future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face — forever.

-- Badtux the Literary Penguin

Friday, August 22, 2008

John McCain lied?

Of course not. When a Republican lies, it's not a lie. It's an "error", and when pointed out, disappears down the "memory hole".

So nevermind that Mother Theresa lie. It never existed. The chocolate ration is 25 grams. The chocolate ration has always been 25 grams. If you believe the chocolate ration was ever 30 grams, report for psychological counseling, citizen.

-- Badtux the Snarky Penguin

Thursday, July 03, 2008

That wonderful Bush-McCain economy

62,000 jobs lost in June. But the unemployment rate didn't change. Because those people aren't employed. They aren't unemployed. They simply... aren't. And John McInsane hasn't a clue. As he said himself, "The issue of economics is not something I've understood as well as I should." And at a January town hall meeting in Concord, N.H., McCain told the crowd, "I am not an expert on Wall Street. I am not an expert on some of this stuff." If you've "disappeared" the unemployed, well, maybe that's not a problem. No people, no problem, as Stalin put it, right?

Welcome to Orwell's America.

-- Badtux the Orwellian Penguin