Thursday, February 05, 2009

The Klingon invasion is underway

Klingon robs 7-Eleven convenience store with his ceremonial sword.

The Department of Homeland Security has no comment regarding the Klingon menace to America.

-- Badtux the Snarky Penguin


  1. WTF is wrong with people, a Klingon sword? The robber is lucky the cops didn't catch him, he would have got the crap knocked out of him in lockup. Providing the cops didn't taser him to death first, of course.

  2. Yeah, he should have just stuck to doing things on the internet, like most of the other aliens:



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