Tuesday, October 23, 2007

You don't need to know

It doesn't really matter whether you think you need to know. The Bushevik regime knows better. They know that you'd just be confused if you got to see the same data that they have. They know that you might make different decisions than what they want you to make, and that would be, well, just wrong. Remember, Big Brother knows best. So you don't need to see the data collected by NASA on airport safety. It would only confuse you. To make sure you don't get confused, the contractor has been ordered to destroy the data.

Knowledge is tyranny. Big Brother loves you and wants only the best for you. I love Big Brother. Don't you?

-- Badtux the Orwellian Penguin

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