Friday, October 05, 2007

NOLA cops discover terrorists in Treme

New Orleans is the nation's murder capital right now, with more murders per capita than any other city. So when twenty squad cars responded to a call for help in the Treme neighborhood of New Orleans, well, what do you think they were doing? Going to arrest gang-bangers or murderers? Surely it takes some kind of real villains to get twenty squad cars to roar off into a peaceful neighborhood, right?

Well, yes, NOLA's finest did protect the Treme neighborhood from some real terrorists... those evil diabolical jazz musicians, terrorizing the neighborhood with their rendition of "When the Saints Come Marching In". Remember, if we don't arrest jazz musicians for playing jazz, the TERRIERS WIN! Or something like that.

Way to go, NOPD! I feel safer, yessiree!

-- Badtux the Snarky Penguin

1 comment:

  1. Hey, a sousaphone in the wrong hands IS a WMD!


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