Tuesday, October 09, 2007

Are *all* of the tighty righties freaky closet cases?

The Rev. Gary Aldridge, a major figure in right-wing circles famed for spearheading the impeachment of President Bill Clinton, found dead with a dildo up his ass while wearing two rubber wetsuits and hogtied.

Scratch a tighty righty, find a rubber fetishest. Who coulda guessed?!

-- Badtux the Snarky Penguin


  1. These guys all creep me out. I run into them at local government meetings, usually involving some local zoning restriction that they plan to ignore because of "freedom of religion" and I really am uncomfortable around them. At the cop shop we called people like that "hinky" - there was something wrong, but you weren't sure what, and really not sure you wanted to find out.

  2. Even preachers need a diversion, especially here in Montgomery.

    He ran the marriage enrichment program at his church, i think this was just research that went wrong.

  3. He died from scarfing. Well, it's usually the uptight ones who have the weirdest proclivities...

  4. You are confusing Aldrich and Aldridge. I don't think the preacher man served in the White House.


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