Wednesday, January 11, 2006

TR and chickenhawks

Teddy Roosevelt's slogan was, "talk softly and carry a big stick."

The chickenhawk's slogan is, "talk loudly due to a small stick."

I.e., the size of one's gonads can be derived from how tough one talks about war and making war... the tougher the talking, the smaller the gonads. Woot!

By that standard, George W. Bush's gonads must be, like, microscopic....

-- Badtux the Snarky Penguin

2 comments:

  1. LOVE IT!!!!

    ncr

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  2. Ewww.... like I really needed an image of Shrub's gonads in my head.

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