Look at the face. This face is the face of evil. Pam's House Blend fills us in on the horrid vegan threat to homeland security. Why, if we don't spy on anti-meat activists protesting outside of Honeybaked Hams, these non-violent vegetarian anti-meat activists will KILL US ALL with their evil Carrots of Mass Destruction, Tomatoes of Terror, and Horseradish of Horror! Well, maybe not, but I'm sure they'll do something bad, really! Like, hurt someone's feelings, or somethin' y'know?!
Meanwhile, Osama still hasn't been caught. But that's okay, we know who the REAL threat to America is: radical vegetarians. These people are obviously anti-God and thus anti-American. Why, if God had intended for man to be vegetarian, He wouldn't have created meat counters at supermarkets!
- Badtux the Snarky Penguin
My sister is a vegetarian, but not a vegan. I'm not sure if I should worry about an imininent arrest or not.
ReplyDeleteAlso, my mother used to tell me to eat my vegetables. She's almost 85 now, but should I turn her in anyway?
Horrors, I used to be vegetarian, of the lacto- flavor. I'm sure they must have a file on me. Do you think I should plan on escaping to Canada, or is youthful idealism a good excuse?
ReplyDeletesb gypsy, youthful idealism is now a federal offense. Canada may not work after their recent election. Maybe you'd like Venezuela?
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