Wednesday, March 14, 2012

Welcome to Pi Day

Given the attachment of Southern legislators to objective reality, I am awaiting the introduction of a bill in some Southern legislature to define pi legislatively as exactly 3.14. Because all those other digits after the 4 are just liberal lies intended to confuse our innocent little school children.

- Badtux the Snarkily Cynical Penguin


  1. Southern legislators are welcomed to ride in vehicles designed with that understanding of Pi, as far as I'm concerned. Preferably flying vehicles.

  2. It already happened.,4034830

    check out the first paragraph in the right-hand column

  3. well, actually the third column from the left


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