Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Oooh! Arms!

There was a bit of a kurfuffle about Michelle Obama's arms, but it was kinda stupid so I didn't blog about it. But here, look for yourself, here she is wearing a sleeveless dress, which definitely isn't appropriate for the wife of the President of the United States to wear: Oops, that was Jackie Kennedy. So anyhow, apparently wimpy girly-man Bobo Brooks was especially offended by Michelle's muscles, since she is a tall muscular black woman and he is a short wimpy girly-man with marshmallow biceps. Here, see for yourself:

Yessiree, Bobo is so ashamed of his wimpy arms that there is not a single photograph anywhere of him having bare arms. Even pictures of his fishing trip show him wearing sleeves! Michelle Obama is clearly an emasculating ball-crusher to show off her biceps when Bobo has none! But never fear, the Republican Party USA has a perfect solution. They have come up with a new outfit for Michelle Obama that will avoid terrorizing flabby pasty-skinned Republican operatives:

Alrighty, then!

-- Badtux the Tardy Snarky Penguin


  1. This is exactly what I thought of when I saw this. Jackie O was considered the height of fashion in her day and she wore lots of sleeveless dresses. At least its not Barbara Bush wearing a sleeveless dress. We might all be in danger from her arm flab!

  2. "...her arm flab!"

    ROFL! That's beautiful TBT!

    I'm surprised the American Tali-born again hasn't tried to force the First Lady into a shroud already.

  3. I thought those Republicans were all about the right to bare arms. Those guys just can't make up their minds.

  4. Yeah, Grandpa Eddie, I'm definitely disappointed in the American Tali-born again. They didn't use this as an opportunity to push burkas upon all American women! Sad, how they miss such eager opportunities to bring religious fundamentalism to America, huh?

    - Badtux the Snarky Penguin


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