Tuesday, March 10, 2009

I guess tentacle rape was out of the question

Wow. What is the offspring of turtle-on-tennis-shoe sex? A turtle born with sneakers rather than flippers? And has anybody notified Senator "Man on Box Turtle" Cornyn of Texas yet? Clearly this incident is caused by the fact that gay marriage is legal in the state of Massachusetts, thereby causing the moral decline of box turtles everywhere, heh!

-- Badtux the Easily Amused Penguin


  1. Oh dear! I am so glad I put down the coffee. I've been accused of shoe-love, but hey.....I now KNOW I am innocent!

  2. NSFW ALERT!!!!!

    If you work at a pet store, that is...


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