Tuesday, March 17, 2009

God Hates Figs

No, that is not a typo: (Clicky to embiggen)

Anytime someone whines to me about the Bible and gay marriage and shit, I'll just ask them if they've ever eaten a Fig Newton. 'Cause if they have, they're going to Hell, it says so right in the BIble, heh!

-- Badtux the Snarky Penguin


  1. God hates teh Figs? And to think some people take the Bible to be the literal word of The Flying Spaghetti Monster.


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