Thursday, March 19, 2009

I get *MORE* mail!

A Christian fundamentalist "urban ministry" wants me to come to New York City during Spring Break to convert African refugees arriving from Muslim countries to Christianity!

Yeah right, as if that's happening -- a buncha white goobers from suburban megachurches converting dark-skinned people from the most diverse religion in America to the whitest religion in America. Pull the other flipper, why doncha?!

I know how I got onto all these mailing lists, BTW. I donated money to John McCain's campaign in early 2000 because it was clear that George W. Bush would be a disaster as President and it was clear that we would be electing a Republican because the press for some reason was attacking Al Gore mercilessly to destroy his electoral chances (yes, I was prescient). I stay on them mostly for the amusement value, same reason I'm on World Nut Daily's list and David Horrorwitz's list.

-- Badtux the Easily Amused Penguin


  1. Lucky You ! Do you run the snail mail thru disinfectant before opening ? I hear rethuglickinism is a transmissible disease quite like " red-neckism " which is of course related to " mad cow disease " . I heard it even can be transmitted by the reading of infected ##it !!!
    an ever cautious w3ski

  2. w3ski, I've outrun the U.S. post offal mail (that was six addresses back), all I get is the Republican email. Which is amusing enough for the bizarro-world world view that it presents. In Rethug-land, ignorance is strength, a lie is truth, and evil socialists are threatening to turn the United States into one of those horrible socialist nightmare countries like France, Germany, or Norway (shudder! the horror! Oh the horror!).

    Oh yeah, I'd worry about my computer catching a disease from the Republican emails, but my computer is a Macbook and Macs don't catch viruses like PC's do :-).

    - Badtux the Snarky Penguin

  3. I think it would be fun to go and watch those bozos fall on their faces.


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