Wednesday, November 14, 2007

Those Commie Canucks

They think saving lives is more important than bureaucratic silliness. But our brave men and women of ICE (Immigration and Customs Enforcement, a division of the Department of Homeland Security) corrected them on that one, holding them at the border for eight minutes while a building burned in the town just across the boundary. Because, y'know, it's more important for everybody's papers to be in order than to save lives. Sheesh. Every red-blooded American knows that. These silly Canucks are just lucky that ICE didn't, well, ice them.

-- Badtux the Snarky Penguin

Courtesy of Earthbound Misfit


  1. Yep, every time I see a racing firetruck with lights and sirens on I ask myself, "What are those fuckers really up to?" I trail them to make sure they don't go to a mall.

  2. Oh. Sweet. Smokin'. Jesus.

  3. Vat is ze problem.....Zey had IMPROPER PAPERS! Zey must be Admissable! I know nutink!


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