Friday, November 02, 2007

Cat university

Ever wonder how it is that cats all over the lefty blogosphere all seem to have the same set of "awe, so cute!" behaviors? Well, I'm going to divulge one of those things that lefties don't want you to know. There is, in fact, a Vast Left-wing Conspiracy. It is not, however, run by humans. Rather, it is run by the real bosses in those humans' households: Their cats. Why do you think their cats get so much face time on their blogs?!

The Vast Left-wing Conspiracy runs schools to teach lefties proper behavior. Here, for example, Mencken teaches his human the proper technique for half-head ear rubs: -- Badtux the Cat-owned Penguin


  1. I guess the crew notified Fang about the commenting problem.

  2. As the saying goes, "Cats were once worshipped as gods. They have not forgotten this."


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