Thursday, January 14, 2010

Say cheese!

The Shat. Of course.

I have only one question: Why has there never been a cheese named after William Shatner?!

-- Badtux the Easily Amused Music Penguin


  1. Hi BadTux,
    The Shat ROCKS! Thanks for posting that.


  2. There isn't a cheese sufficiently cheesy! But he cracks me UP.

  3. Pretty broad definition of "singing" you have there.....

  4. Real cheese has dignity.

  5. I don't know if Penguins have knees, but if they do, you should get down on yours immediately and thank whatever god or gods you believe in that you were lucky enough to inhabit the earth at the same time as The Great Man, William Shatner.

  6. Awww, you gotta admit that when he reads Palin, he rocks!!


  7. Aaron -- indeed, especially we Californians must be grateful for the existence of William Shatner. If William Shatner did not exist, the world supply of cheese would be diminished by disastrous proportions. That would especially be a problem here in California. If William Shatner did not exist, we might have to resort to, oh, BAC-O-BITS for lack of cheese for our requisite wine and cheese parties. Horrors!

    IllanoyGal: Indeed, The Shat often uses his mighty Power of Cheese for good. His covering of Palin's "poems" was absolutely ROTFL hilarious.

    - Badtux the Easily Amused Penguin

  8. Jazz -- you want dignity, observe William Shatner's pet weasel. It sits there calmly on his head throughout this entire event, pretending to be a toupee.

    Comrade -- There is a reason why the word "singing" was in quotes ;).

    - Badtux the Snarky Penguin

  9. Would Shat cheese be soft & stinky like Limburger or rubbery and indestructible like Velveeta?

  10. I would say the latter. The Shat is 78 years old, for cryin' out loud. That's some old, tough, rubbery cheese!

    - Badtux the Cheese Penguin


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