Wednesday, December 24, 2008

Santa is a creepy perv

Sneaking into people's houses and giving "gifts" to the children? And he's also a stingy perv. He only stops by the houses with money and gives things like golf clubs to country club members and stuff.

A cute kid with threadbare jammies needs to shove those golf clubs right down Santa's throats, this grinchy penguin thinks...

-- Badtux the Bah Humbug Penguin

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