Tuesday, December 23, 2008

Cats have staff

This could never work:

-- Badtux the Cat-owned Penguin


  1. Cat 1 , Human 0 ; Game Over !

  2. I just love the way that cat never seemed to get upset or flustered. Just simply refused to cooperate. Sort of a Ghandi of cats, methinks, showing that non-violence can indeed change the behavior of one's staff. Now, if only my guys were so sanguine when it came to me putting them into their cat carriers to take them to the vet...

    - Badtux the Cat-owned Penguin

  3. The mighty Fang would beat you if you tried that!

  4. My cats where born outside and are half feral, I just became their mother when she got hurt. They wouldn't have anything to do with that.

    A word to the wise, don't piss off a half feral cat or try to make it do something it doesn't want to do. Unless you like the sight of your own blood.

    They don't mind the cat carrier, but that neighborhood tom cat I trapped and took to the vet to get his nuts tied sure went around and around with me, to bad I didn't get that chaos on tape.

    Gray haired old man with a broom and a pissed off tom cat bouncing off the walls and windows and trying to attack me until I got him herded into the cat carrier.

    Man, that video would have been worth a million bucks. To bad that he knocked over Helen's antique mirror and broke it.

    But he's not quite as pissed at me now, will let me get as close as 20 feet before he runs.

  5. Nah, Blue, TMF is a chill cat. Remember that video of him on my lap for 5 minutes 30 seconds with me pestering and him doing not much at all other than occasionally looking at me with those big liquid eyes as if I were the world's biggest idiot?

    That said, I think TMF would get a bit more... active... if I was trying to get him to walk on the treadmill, than this laid-back kitty got.

    - Badtux the Cat-owed Penguin


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