In a time of chimpanzees, I was a penguin.
The religious right is motivated by the suspicion that someone, somewhere,
is having fun -- and that this must be stopped.
only terrorists will have maps and bicycles.
Yeppers. Denver Police are on alert for the map-wielding Bicyclists of Mass Destruction. Oh the horror!
-- Badtux the Snarky Penguin
PS: I can think of another country where maps are illegal... Way to go, America, you're on par with a Communist slave state!
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I have a Rand McNally and I'm not afraid to use it...
ReplyDeleteDoes this mean the CAAA map section is now Verboten ?
ReplyDeletew3ski
In the good old days of the Soviet Union, even life-long residents of Moscow sometimes got lost when moving around the city because maps were classified as a military secret and prohibited to ordinary citizens. But anywho, guys, I think you have to be riding a bicycle while having a visible map to be classified as a terrorist by the Denver police. Or maybe not.
ReplyDelete- Badtux the Sovok Penguin