Wednesday, September 28, 2005

Why do Pelosi and Waxman hate America?

These elitists have introduced a new bill in Congress, which they deceptively call the "Anti-Cronyism and Public Safety Act". They claim that, by ensuring that the President can only appoint qualified people to head critical public safety positions like FEMA director, that America will be safer.

This is a clear anti-American agenda. America is the land of opportunity. Only in America could a man go from inspecting horses' butts for signs of plastic surgery to heading a federal agency responsible for protecting millions of American lives. Furthermore, these DEMON-crats have a clear elitist agenda. How DARE they think that credentials are more important than good ole' American ingenuity! Why, if I need surgery to take my appendix out, why can't I go to my buddy Ed the Butcher down the street and let him cut it out with his big ole' butcher knife? All this stuff about how folks need to, like, know what they're doing, when it comes to jobs that affect people's lives is, like, a bunch of elitist bunk, intended to put SMART people over us good salt-of-the-earth types who, like, ought to have equal opportunity to those good jobs even if we didn't manage to grajiate high school!

Gotta go. I flunked out of grade school but I need to go tell my local high school teacher how he is supposed to teach biology (my preacher man says that my local high school teacher is one of those evil "evolutionists", which I don't understand what that means, but my preacher says it's bad, so it must be bad!).

- Badtux the Freeper Penguin

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