Friday, September 16, 2005

FBI seeks public corruption

They have a hotline: 1-800-225-5324.

Remember, call this hotline only if the official in question is a Democrat. Any reports of a Republican charging for work not done will simply result in an FBI investigation of your children's parentage, an IRS auditor showing up at your home, and other such mayhem. And whatever you do, do not call this hotline and give them the tip that Dick Cheney is engaged in public corruption. Not unless you like the weather in Cuba.

- Badtux the Snarky Penguin

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