Monday, September 19, 2005

Help stop global warming *now*!

Ahoy, me mateys! Today is Talk like A Pirate Day. And shiver my timbers, the Pastafarian Intifada has proven that global warming is caused by a lack of pirates. Why shiver me timbers, it appears that we have a sure-fired cure for global warning after all -- by becoming pirates, of course!

Gots to go, need to find an eye patch and funny hat...

- Badtux the Pirate Penguin

1 comment:

  1. Oh, no, it was yeseda' wan' it? ye scurvy penguin. Darn! I can't talk like a pirate, anyway!


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