Friday, September 09, 2005

My latest scheme to make a million dollars

As you know, diet books are a multi-million dollar industry. I have an idea for a sure-fired best seller, one that I just *know* will sell.

See, here's how the diet goes. You go to a large domed stadium, and stand with 40,000 strangers without food and water for five days. At the end of that five days, I guarantee you will have lost weight, or your money back!

Oh, the title of my book? I call it "The FEMA Diet".

That is all.

- Badtux the Snarky Penguin


  1. You are just so horrible sometimes. You know that, right?

    The sad part is, your plan would work...

  2. I don't know about that pauly. I think this is more horrible. But then, I am biased.

  3. The problem with that video game is that it is reversed. It should take place in an American city, where George W. Bush parachutes in like some action hero and starts mowing down the citizenry. Because, of course, that's what he's doing...


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