Monday, April 25, 2005

Why we need John Bolton for UN Ambassador

Bolton has his head bolted on straight. He knows that God doesn't care about dead babies. Rather, the most important thing is profits for American companies such as Nestle'. Remember, God Loves Profits. God only cares about dead babies if they're being aborted, not if they're being killed for profit. Indeed, any action is okay with God as long as it increases profits, including chasing someone through the halls of a Russian hotel, throwing things at her, shoving threatening letters under her door and, generally, behaving like a madman. After all, if someone interferes with profits for God's own chosen people, the American Corporation, why, that person must be a worshipper of Satan and thus must be punished!

Yessiree, we need a LITERAL ass-kicker as ambassador to the UN, someone who knows that truth is what he wants it to be and anybody else needs to be fired, someone whose sterling record of success as Undersecretary for Arms Control at the Department of State includes North Korea building (or at least saying they built) their first atomic bomb and Iran taking bold steps towards doing so themselves. Surely such a track record of success must be rewarded! I will love to see Mr. Bolton chasing Kofee Anan through the halls of the UN building yelling at him. Of course, Kofee has armed bodyguards with diplomatic immunity. Who are likely to shoot Mr. Bolton dead right there on the spot. But hey, it'd be a great scene while it lasted!

- Badtux the Snarky Penguin


  1. Now sweetie, you're making it sound far too tempting . . .

  2. I would love to see it too. I want Bolton to be confirmed. I want that clown to strut around the UN and for all the countries of the world to see this representative of the Bush administration, not the American people, every day. The people of the many countries of the world aren't stupid. They know the difference between George Bush, the unelected liar in thief, and the wil of the people of the United States. Bolton is one more embarrassment, but not for me and not for everyone in the US, just for Bush and his supporters.


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