Wednesday, April 13, 2005

Kinkos saves the President from bad satire!

Thank you, Kinko's! I'm sure that calling the FBI every time you read bad satire is time consuming, but your adoring public appreciates your efforts to keep our nation safe from fake Muslims!

UPDATED: The Secret Service is saving us from bad art, too. Thanks, Secret Service! (Hat tip to Corrente for this one).

- Badtux the Snarky Penguin

[ Note: My apologies for the enormous dump, I had a bunch of material accumulated and it was time to free up some of my browser windows so I could close them!]

1 comment:

  1. "For four hours, law enforcement officers held Bob in the bowels of Kinko's and interrogated him about his weird sense of humor, which they apparently didn't share."

    "We at the FBI do not have a sense of humor we're aware of." ~ Tommy Lee Jones as "Kay" in Men In Black


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