Tuesday, September 02, 2008

It's Freedom(tm)!

Dude! It's Freedom(tm)! Less filling! Tastes nasty! Why do you hate Freedom(tm)?!

-- Badtux the Snarky Penguin

* Freedom(tm) is a trademark of Corporate America. Any resemblance to freedom (small f) is accidental. Offer enforced at gunpoint whenever necessary in order to insure compliance with Corporate America's dictates. You are Corporate America's slaves and if you disagree, you will either be rounded up or forced to live as a homeless bum on the streets until you die of exposure or starvation. Enjoy your Freedom(tm)!

Posted by BadTux at 9/02/2008 12:47:00 PM
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1 comment:

  1. Unknown2/9/08 5:03 PM

    I'm just....speechless.
    And I'm glad I don't live in St. Paul right now because I'm pretty sure I would be in jail.

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