Thursday, September 11, 2008

Better-dressed guests at Jerry Springer show

Ooky. The Palin family truly does look like your typical Jerry Springer guests once you take the blindfold off, if you ignore the fact they're better-dressed than the typical Jerry Springer ilk. You almost expect to see Sarah bitch-slapping Bristol and calling her a whore for getting pregnant with "that boy".

Also ooky is the constant Republican branding of Palin as a MILF, meaning "Mother I would Like to F***". Sex with a Republican politician is like sex with a snake -- it's kinda ooky and likely to come back to bite you. There's a reason why Republican politicians end up toe-tapping for sex in gay glory holes or hauling buses full of out-of-town whores to their conventions. Politicians are either nice folks who are as dumb as rocks (thinking a particular representative from San Diego here, can anybody say "Duncan Hunter"?), or they're slimy vicious creatures that nobody in their right mind would want to bed. Given Palin's self-description of "pit bull with lipstick", uhm... somehow I think "nice folks" don't apply here.

But then, I suppose when we're talking about folks who fantasize about sex with mules and dogs and box turtles and ducks and pigs and goats, i.e., Republicans, fantasizing about sex with a snake (or a "pit bull with lipstick", whatever) is no big deal...

-- Badtux the Snarky Penguin

2 comments:

  1. Palin took the MILFy route to defuse questions about her ability to run government and her treatment of employees. We here in Pennsyltucky have many small towns of similar size to Welfarila. In fact, I live next to such a burg. It has the same population but didn't get checks from the government for not working. But then, the town doesn't have $22 million in outstanding debt.

    Palin is Queen Bitch. Look at her attempts to 'double jeopardy' her former in-law. Our Founders placed that in the basic framework to prevent such activity. She also prefers courtiers to employees. Just like Bush.

    Mold

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