Thursday, September 04, 2008

John McCain responds to fashion advice

John McCain: When I was a POW prisoner, I didn't wear monochromatic clothes. And when I spent five years in a POW camp, I would have killed a guard to get a hold of a Members Only Jacket or a pair of sweat pants. When I was a POW, I never worried about whether or not my shirt collar was tight enough to my neck. As long as I had my cassette of Abba, oh wait... Nevermind.

-- Badtux the "Got POW?" Penguin
Note: The above is fiction. In actuality, John McCain would probably just give a Dick Cheney snarl then try to strangle you if you tried to give him fashion advice.

Posted by BadTux at 9/04/2008 04:05:00 PM
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3 comments:

  1. BBC4/9/08 7:59 PM

    Well, don't ask me for fashion advice, I wear clothes until they are falling apart and I have to toss them.

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  2. Anonymous4/9/08 9:49 PM

    The ladies must all look twice at you, BBC!

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  3. BadTux5/9/08 12:26 AM

    Is the second look before or after vomiting up their last meal? curious penguins want to know!

    - Badtux the Snarky Penguin

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