In a time of chimpanzees, I was a penguin.
The religious right is motivated by the suspicion that someone, somewhere,
is having fun -- and that this must be stopped.
Who knew? Apparently Monty Python is not much beloved in West Charleston, West Virginia, where Jose' Cruz finds himself possibly the first man in U.S. jurisprudence to be charged with, uhm... farting in the general direction of a police officer.
All I gotta say is that thank god Mr. Cruz didn't sneeze in the general direction of the police officer, or he'd find himself on the dock facing charges of attempted murder, rather than merely assault with a, err, odor?
-- Badtux the Astounded Penguin
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did he light the fart
ReplyDeleteoh then he would have been charged with arson