Tuesday, March 15, 2011

A message?

So Glenn Beck asks, "Is God sending us a message with the Japan earthquake"?

Err... let me get this straight, Glennbo. Your invisible almighty great sky spirit is omnipotent and all-powerful and shit, but he's not capable of, like, just picking up the fucking phone if he wants to send us a message, and instead, like, decides to just make things shake and waves crash and people die and shit? So you're saying your invisible sky spirit can do all this, but he can't even make a simple fucking phone call like millions of pimply hormonal 14 year olds manage to do every single day? Dude. Bogus. Your magic undies must be cuttin' off the flow of blood to your brain. Just sayin'.

-- Badtux the Snarky Penguin


  1. God is a technophobe plus it is easier to move mountains than to use a smart phone

  2. I dunno how you keep such a sense of humor when it comes to "Glenbo?" Pretty soon my eyes are going to get stuck from rolling them heavenward at his silly antics.

  3. Don't forget guys, 9/11 happened because we don't kill gays on sight.


  4. Hell, the beckster sucks donkey dongs. Me thinks he is a friggin closet gay blade anyway.


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