Wednesday, August 18, 2010

Headlines you don't expect

Now *this* is a story from from World Nut Daily that I didn't expect to see:

Ann Coulter has been dropped as a keynote speaker for WND's "Taking America Back National Conference" next month because of her plan to address an event titled "HOMOCON" sponsored by the homosexual Republican group GOProud that promotes same-sex marriage and military service for open homosexuals.
Wow, the wingnuts really *are* into purity testing, eh, when even Ann Coulter isn't conservative enough for them? Pretty sure the only people pure enough to be a real conservative will all be able to fit into a Volkswagen Beetle...

-- Badtux the Wingnut-observin' Penguin


  1. Fitting into a Volkswagen Beetle... now that's kinky! Kick 'em out of the GOP! :-)

  2. If they can all fit into a VW Beetle, the next step should be for someone to arrange to have said Beetle run over by an 18 wheeler. It'd save the human race a lot of hassle and misery.

  3. How do you fir 71 Ann Coulter clones in a VW?

    Two in the front seat . . .

    JzB who will not appologize.

  4. Even if they all could fit in a VW Beetle, how do you get the stink off the upholstery after?

  5. Since all those real conservatives will be natural clowns, I imagine a bunch will fit into that beetle...

  6. Maybe the World Nuts got news that Cunter was going to come out at HOMOCON. She's finally going to admit that she's a tranny, and was born as a man. They could cut off her Johnson, but they couldn't do anything about her manly Adam's Apple...


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