Tuesday, May 18, 2010

Jumping a dozen sharks

Okay, take a look at that picture of Miss America over at the left. What do you think about her? Me, I think she's spent a few too many hours bent over the toilet with her fingers down her throat and needs to put on a little muscle and a little fat to be healthy, but that's just my opinion. Otherwise, she's just a chick, right? I mean, you don't see anything special about her except that she's, well, sorta cute and all that, right?

But that's because you're sane. Unlike Daniel Pipes (R-Israel) and Li'l Debbie Schlussel, who claim that Miss USA is actually a jihadi sleeper agent out to destroy America, presumably with her mighty super-powers of, err, cute? A conclusion they arrived at because Ms. Rima Fakih has the same last name as some Hezbollah officials in Lebanon.

Yeesh! I have the same last name as one of the greatest football linemen of all time, one of the most famed members of the Pittsburgh Steelers "Steel Curtain" defense of the 1970's. Does that mean I'm a famous football player? LOL! I swear, I always knew that Daniel Pipes and Li'l Debbie were nuttier than a dozen fruitcakes with extra pecans, but they ain't jumped the shark on this one -- they jumped a whole freakin' DOZEN sharks, yo!

-- Badtux the Snarky Penguin


  1. They said it so it must be true.

  2. You're right. She's too skinny.

    Seriously beautiful face, though, and great hair.

    And she was born in 1986 in Lebanon to a Muslin family, moved to New York in 1993, where she attended Catholic school, and then moved to Dearborn, my old home town, in 2003.

    I attribute her ability to shun the burka for the bikini to her Catholic education.


  3. You're related to the famous linebacker Leonard Tux?



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