Wednesday, October 29, 2008

I am living in a Constitution-free zone

According to official U.S. government policy, I may be stopped and searched for no reason at all simply because, well, I live within 100 miles of the U.S. border. Gotta make sure I'm not smuggling herring through the Port of Oakland, I suppose, even though I've never even visited the Port of Oakland...

-- Badtux the "Freedom is so yesterday" Penguin


  1. They want to make sure you are not one of those communist vegetarians from the Blue States.

  2. That's vile, subversive stuff.
    Naughty penguin!

  3. Hilarious what they're trying to do here with one of the props. This is one big navy base and they want to build another story on top of the only plae they unload freight at a port in this town. Make it a tourist trap. Ought to be faulous trying to see the sunset with cranes in the way, eh?

    Fucking geniuses down here.


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