Wednesday, October 29, 2008

Dictator of nuclear-armed nation is dying

But you won't hear it on the front pages of any U.S. newspaper. I found it buried deep within the inside pages of the San Jose Murky News. Kim Jong Il, dictator of North Korea, has been hospitalized due to a stroke, according to South Korean and Japanese intelligence agencies. This is likely to be the new President's first foreign crisis, says a veteran military reporter. And from the U.S. media... oh look! The Jonas Brothers are going to star in a movie with a farting dog!

Sigh. Hell. Handbasket. Where we're goin'. Just sayin', y'know?

-- Badtux the buying-fireproof-undies Penguin

1 comment:

  1. I can't remember where I saw it the other day but some famous French brain surgeon was reportedly on his way over to do some work on Kim.


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