Wednesday, July 20, 2005

Joe Wilson: Covert agent

While this penguin was out battling bears, our friends at NewsBlog 5000 found out shocking news: Joe Wilson, whose wife was illegally disclosed to be a secret agent, is himself a covert agent for the Liberal Conspiracy to Destroy America, so deep undercover that he voted for George H.W. Bush (twice!), donated $2,000 to George W. Bush's first Presidential campaign, and voted for George W. Bush in 2000! It wasn't Valerie Plame who was the covert agent, it was her husband, thus our Dear Leader's Brain did nothing wrong!

Boy, glad we've got *that* out of the way....

- Badtux the Snarky Penguin

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