Wednesday, July 06, 2005

Bush propagandist goes to jail, Bush falls

Happy birthday, Preznit Bush! Seems that our Dear Leader fell of his bike today, according to the British Broadcasting Commies. Perhaps he'd heard that his favorite propagandist is going to jail for refusing to finger Dear Leader's mouth, Karlie Rove, for the perp walk to jail for divulging the identity of a CIA agent. But no fear, I bet that Dear Leader will reward her loyalty richly once she is released from jail, just like he has rewarded many another convicted felon for their loyalty. Surely someone who served Him as well as Queen Judy Miller of the "aluminum tubes of mass destruction" fame will get just as much of an award as the many other felons that he rewarded for their loyalty to Pappy's friend Ronnie?

Heck, next thing you know, she'll even have her own radio talk show like convicted felon J. Gordon Liddy or Ollie North! Remember, loyalty is rewarded by the neo-con con men who run our country. Like the Mafia, they know the value of "made men". And there ain't nobody more made than Judith Miller, who willingly reported their lies as if they were God's gospel truth and helped panic a nation to war against someone who, we now know, threatened America not at all. Surely such loyalty, such service to the nation, deserves a Presidential Pardon and a Medal of Freedom just like her fellow cohorts in fixing the intelligence?

- Badtux the Snarky Penguin

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