Friday, January 13, 2012

Zombie Jerry Falwell endorses Newt Gingrich

Yes, for true! From beyond the grave, Jerry Falwell endorses Newt "The Lizard" Gingrinch! Because Mitt Romney has a likability problem (as Mike Huckabee put it in 2008, "Mitt doesn’t remind you of the guys you used to work with, he reminds you of the guy who laid you off"). So clearly the GOP needs a candidate far more likable than Mitt Romney.

Of course, pretty much any flattened armadillo they found on a Texas highway would be more likable than Mitt Romney... oh wait. No, that was Rick Perry. Nevermind!

-- Badtux the Snarky Penguin

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