Tuesday, January 03, 2012

The dwarfs

Well, it appears that Creepy and Frothy are the winners in Iowa, with Goldy slightly behind. Grumpy, Crazy, and Dopey are well behind. And of course Doughy already dropped out.

Frankly, I wouldn't leave my boy-child alone with Creepy *or* Frothy. They both have that deranged look to their eyes that makes me think leaving my kid alone with them would be about as safe as leaving my kid alone with a Catholic priest. As for Goldy, I think he'd just bore the kid to death talking about how gold is pretty and should be the only thing accepted as money. Wow, so now I'm evaluating potential Republican presidential candidates on the Pedobear Scale? Wow. Just wow.

-- Badtux the Snarky Penguin

1 comment:

  1. Hopey is a shoo-in because the money powers want him there. They are allowing a crew of creepy clowns to flail on the "R" side of the ticket just so Fauxbama will look reasonable in comparison. America will have a choice between Rombot, who is part of the 1%, and Obot, who does the bidding of the 1%. Shamocracy. Inverted totalitarianism.

    I predict that third-party candidates will get at least 20% of the preznitial vote this year. And because partisans on both side will be so disgusted with the piss-poor choices they're presented with, voter turnout will be about 45%. So when Obama gets a second term, it will be with the endorsement of about 20% of the voting population.

    The governing structure of the U.S. is losing its legitimacy in the eye of the population. That will make the collapse more likely. Good luck!


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