Thursday, October 27, 2011

Unemployed DFH's

Everybody knows that all those Occupy Wall Street thingies are just a buncha unemployed slackers with nothing to do. Like this one dude who was at the protests a couple of nights ago, who's clearly just a loser who needs to get a job. I mean, c'mon. You don't call a probably six figure salary as a network engineer at a startup a JOB, do you?! And nevermind Scott Olsen's previous job, as a U.S. Marine who received 7 medals over two tours of duty in Iraq and received a promotion to Lance Corporal over that time. Clearly he's just a lazy slacker who needs to get a real job... maybe one where he gets to wear another nifty uniform and says "will there be fries with that order sir?" all day long.

-- Badtux the Snarky Penguin


  1. Unfortunately, after the brain damage he has probably received from the pigweapon, a "fries with that?" job might be all Olsen can qualify for. Way to go, Oakland PD -- you achieved something that bomb-planting hajis could only dream about. Tell me again who are the terrorists? Sad thing is, the state-imposed violence has only just begun...

  2. If Olsen were to run for office as a Democrat, I'm sure Republicans would stick cute lil' bandages on their faces to mock his seven medals and his now-fractured skull. After all, no one's military medals are legitimate, are they? We learned that from the campaign against John Kerry...

    [CAPTCHA text: "cried". Yep, I almost did.]


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