Tuesday, October 04, 2011

And in the news today....

  • Francisco Franco is still dead.
  • Chris Christie is still not running for President.
  • Apple released details of the new iPhone 4S. The "S" stands for "Suck".
That is all.

-- Badtux the Snarky Newsflash Penguin


  1. That is not what has been in the news around here today. RAWRRRR!!! ;)

  2. Christie isn't going to run after he found out that Krispy Kreme got their security clearance denied to expand the White House kitchen.


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