Thursday, October 06, 2011

This just in: Steve Jobs was God

When it was pointed out that she was using one of Apple's products to diss Apple's founder, Marge then responded, "Rebels mad cuz I used iPhone to tell you Steve Jobs is in hell. God created iPhone for that purpose! :)".

There you have it, folks, straight from the God-botherers at Westboro Baptist Church: Steve Jobs was God, and God is dead.

-- Badtux the Snarky Penguin



  1. And Fred Phelps is still in the closet. However I do hear that he hasn't beaten any of his children in the last month.

  2. ... and by extension, God is in hell.

  3. Holy crap, mycorner! You just proved that the God that Westboro worships is... uhm... SATAN! LOL!

    - Badtux the Easily Amused Penguin

  4. God is in like that a restricted and whites-only Republican country club?

  5. Hey, is that irony meter still working?

  6. Hard to tell, Karen, it's been stuck there so long it may just be frozen there.

    I dunno, MandT. They say the company is good in Hell, but the climate is almost as bad as Texas.

    - Badtux the Snarky Penguin

  7. According to my phone, it 58 and sunny in Hell. Doesn't sound to bad to me.

  8. @mycorner I am currently about a 15-20 minute drive from Hell. Today couldn't be a more perfect fall day in Michigan so I can give you the first hand account. Hell is pretty awesome. All the trees are pretty and there are lots of lakes there and forests and stuff. I always figure they named that town in January or something ;) OH yeah, also the Tigers won last night so everyone in Hell is in a good mood to boot.


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