Sunday, August 02, 2009

Proof that Obama's Hawaii birth certificate is fake

Forget about that fake photoshopped Kenyan birth certificate that World Nut Daily and their nutcase "attorney" Orly Taitz are flogging, or that bogus Hawaiian one. I have come across President Barack Obama's *REAL* birth certificate. It proves that Obama was born in a foreign country called "Louisiana" and should immediately be deported as an illegal alien! (Click on picture to make it bigger):

Yes, President Obama was born in *LOUISIANA*! And his Mom was actually born in Shreveport, Louisiana rather than in Kansas, and his dad... his dad was born in Evangeline, Louisiana! So Obama is a COONASS, not an American!

Yes, this is a genuine Louisiana birth certificate, that I requested from the State of Louisiana in September 2002. It has the raised seal and everything. Note that it says "Certificate of Live Birth" at the top and, since I requested it after Sept 11 2001 when the records got computerized, it's on computer printout paper.

I also have a copy of this birth certificate from 1992, before the records were computerized. It is a photocopy of the actual birth record that was on file with Vital Records in New Orleans circa 196x (where x <5). The original long-form birth certificate from 196x says "Certificate of Live Birth" at the top also, but does have some information not on the computerized birth certificate, such as the race of the parents.

So anyhow, now you know the TRUE story about where Barack Obama was born. Forget that Kenya stuff, it's Louisiana! He just *says* he was born in Hawaii, because everybody knows that a coonass ain't qualified to be President of the United States :-).

-- Badtux the Louisiana Swamp Penguin

1992 copy of birth certificate, slightly smudged, the semi-mythical "long form" no longer available from State of Louisiana due to being destroyed by Hurricane Katrina:

Breaking News! Little Green Footballs (!!!) uncovers Obama's *REAL* birth certificate!



    What happens to Judge Sotomayor’s confirmation as Supreme Court Justice if the Constitution’s “natural born citizen” Presidential eligibility requirement is subsequently determined applicable to Barack Obama on the basis of Article 2’s exclusion of dual citizenship birth (doesn’t matter whether Obama born in Hawaii since his dad was Kenyan/British citizen at the time)? It would seem prudent, if not dereliction of Constitutional duty in not so doing, for the United States Senate to defer voting on Judge Sotomayor’s confirmation at the very least until there is determination, now imminent, on standing in Kerchner v. Congress (USDC NJ) on that precise issue (Congressional failure to take up the raised and known constitutional ineligibility question prior to declaring a Presidential winner in the vote of the electoral college). For the full Senate now to proceed to vote to confirm Judge Sotomayor (an otherwise lifetime appointment) before then, would be a knowing and very substantial exacerbation of any inherent Constitutional crisis — compounding the previous Congressional dereliction. That is, the Executive Branch, as well as conceivably all actions of a Congress under a President determined ineligible, would leave the Supreme Court as an essential unfettered remaining Branch of the Federal Government, that is unfettered so long as Mr. Obama’s nominee to the Court is not yet confirmed by the Senate.

    Will not one Senator, let alone Republican Senator, raise this issue on the Senate floor? The nation is watching.

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  2. LOL! I have a birther troll cutting and pasting his nonsense on my blog. How cute!

    We have this quaint thing here in the United States called ELECTIONS. Our guy won. Your guy lost. End of story. Your attempts to defeat democracy by coming up with some excuse, any excuse, to overthrow a democratic election is noted, as is your hatred of democracy.

    Of course, there isn't a court in the USA that's going to do anything but laugh at this nonsense before dismissing it with prejudice, it's just a shame that you guys hate democracy so much that you're pushing this line anyhow. So it goes. Why don't you move to Iran if you hate democracy so much?

    - Badtux the Pointing-and-laughing Penguin

  3. Is Ted being serious? Hopefully not, but those that are serious about this have gone way past merely drinking the kool-aid, and have gone into DIY lobotomy territory.

  4. Oy, Ted indeed is serious, go look at his blog, it's hilarious! Well, it'd be hilarious if it wasn't for their goal -- to overthrow a democratically elected President via any means possible. At that point you wonder why they don't move to Iran or someplace else that hates democracy, but I guess that'd require more brains than the birthers have, given that, as you point out, they've given themselves do-it-yourself lobotomies...

    - Badtux the Easily Amused Penguin

  5. And they can't go to Iran, man. All those brown people. Sheesh.

  6. And you thought trolls wouldn't recognize a nice penguin's blog.

    I guess he thought you were Badtux, the Silly Penguin.


    You know what I mean.

  7. You've got one of those too? Seem to be popping up everywhere these days!

  8. Here's the rules of the game for Ted and his buddies.

    'Obama can't be president until he proves TO MY SATISFACTION that he's legal - and I am never going to be satisfied so Obama can't be president - neener neener neener'

    This is why Obama has not played - and shouldn't play. NOTHING - absolutley frickin' not a dad blamed thing will ever satisfy these people. Obama should ignore and we should ridicule.

  9. I thought the inclusion of Robert Heinlein's signature was an especially nice touch.

    Heinlein was a libertarian long before it was cool, and he married a hot red head.

    JzB the laughing at Ted trombonist

  10. I was sreading Bill Maher's hilarious takedown of the Birther nitwits, and lo and behold, the very same troll cut and pasted the very same drivel in a comment on his post. word for word. Only that troll was named "Jack," not "Ted." Lou Dobbs' zombie minions are on the warpath!


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